Macyte

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A Mac lover who acts like Mac is the only thing that matters. They worship it like a god and hate everything else.

My Macyte friend cried when I used Windows for one day.

She called my laptop a 'disgrace to the Mac family.'

He said my iPhone was 'just a toy' and his MacBook Pro was 'a sacred relic.'

A person who thinks Mac is the best thing since sliced bread. They’ll fight you for it and call you a Windows fanboy.

My Macyte brother called me a 'Windows wimp' and said I needed a new brain.

She got into a huge argument over which was better: Mac or PC.

He tried to convert me with a Apple commercial and a cup of coffee.

A Mac user who’s so obsessed they think everyone else is stupid. They’ll laugh at you and say your computer is broken.

My Macyte cousin laughed at me when I crashed my Windows laptop.

She said my PC was 'slow and ugly' and hers was 'fast and cool.'

He told me I needed to 'upgrade my brain' to use Mac.

A Mac lover who thinks everything else is trash. They’ll talk about Mac like it’s the only thing that matters and act like you’re an idiot.

My Macyte friend said Windows was 'just a joke' and Mac was 'the real deal.'

He told me I was 'a disgrace to the Mac family' for using Windows.

She said my PC was 'broken and ugly' and hers was 'perfect and divine.'

A person who loves Mac so much they think it’s the only thing that matters. They’ll insult you and say your computer is a disgrace.

My Macyte brother called my laptop a 'disgrace' and said I needed to 'upgrade my brain.'

She said my PC was 'slow and broken' and her Mac was 'fast and divine.'

He laughed at me when I used Windows and said I was 'a disgrace to the Mac cult.'

A Mac lover who thinks everyone else is dumb. They’ll fight you and say your computer is trash.

My Macyte friend called me a 'Windows idiot' and said Mac was 'the best ever.'

She said my PC was 'slow and ugly' and her Mac was 'fast and cool.'

He got into a huge argument with me because I used Windows.