macysphobic

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You get so angry at Macy’s that you yell curse words and maybe throw a shoe.

I saw a guy throw a shoe at a Macy’s ad. It was glorious.

My cousin ran out of the store screaming like a banshee.

I tried to buy a shirt and ended up crying in the parking lot.

You can’t stand Macy’s so much that you’d rather fight a dragon than go inside.

I’d fight a dragon before I go to Macy’s again.

My friend took a dragon’s place just to avoid the store.

I would take a nap with a dragon before I walked into Macy’s.

You have such a bad time at Macy’s that you wish you were dead.

I died a little inside Macy’s today.

I wish I had a time machine to go back and avoid Macy’s.

I came out of Macy’s like I just got run over by a bus.