Macy's Queen

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A gay guy at Macy's who thinks he's a king, but he's just a regular guy who wears too much glitter and talks too much. He'll hate you if you don't look at him.
"You don't even know who I am! I'm the Queen of Macy's!", while trying to sell you a $50 scarf.
"Why did you pick that one? I’m the only one who matters!", after you ignored him for three hours.
"You’re not even worth my time. Go cry in the fitting room.", to a kid who asked for help finding pants.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A Macy’s employee who thinks he’s a queen, but he's just a man who wears lipstick and hates people who don’t worship him. He throws tantrums if you don’t smile at him.
"I’m not just a salesperson. I’m a royalty! You should be thanking me!", after you walked out without buying anything.
"You didn’t even say hello! How dare you?", to a customer who was too tired to speak.
"If you don’t buy this, I swear I’ll cry in front of the whole store.", while holding a $20 hat like it’s a crown.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A man who works at Macy's and thinks he's a queen, but he's just a guy who likes to look fancy and gets angry when people don’t look at him. He’s a pain in the ass.
"I’m the queen of this store. You should be bowing to me!", while pretending to be a royal in the shoe department.
"You’re not even worth my time. Go find someone else to bother.", to a customer who asked for help with a jacket.
"I don’t care if you’re in a hurry. I want you to know I’m the best!", while doing a dramatic pose in front of the mirror.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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