macys day parade

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A stupid song by some guy who thinks he’s cool, about Thanksgiving and how Macy’s turned a free holiday into a cash grab. It’s on some album called Warning, which is basically just a bunch of whiny songs.

"I don’t even like Thanksgiving, but I still listen to this song every year," said no one ever.

My dad tried to sing it in the car, and it was worse than a car crash.

I think the album Warning is just a bunch of people being loud for no reason.

by Slangipedia 5h ago

When a guy yells at a lady in the middle of a poop, while she’s trying to clean herself with a bidet and a mouthful of curse words. It’s like a reverse blumpkin, but way worse.

He walked in and said, 'You’re doing it wrong!' while she was in the middle of a dump.

She was halfway through cleaning herself and he started yelling about the toilet paper.

He said, 'You’re not even doing it right!' like he was the king of bidets.

by Slangipedia 5h ago

Every year, New York goes nuts with giant balloons, marching bands, clowns, and floats. It’s like the most expensive birthday party ever, and it’s on TV so everyone can see how much they’re wasting.

I watched it with my grandma, and she said, 'That float looks like it cost a million dollars!'

My brother tried to march in it and failed because he couldn’t walk straight.

I think the balloons are just giant pieces of garbage that float.

by Slangipedia 5h ago