Macy withdraws

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When you vanish from Macy's sight for too long, you start to act like a feral raccoon on meth. It's a medical emergency. Call 911 or cry into a pillow.

I missed Macy for three days. Now I'm screaming at my toaster.

My dog started barking at me like I betrayed it.

I tried to text Macy, but my phone exploded.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

If you go without Macy for too long, you turn into a screaming, profane, crying mess. It's like being trapped in a blender with a screaming toddler.

I cried in the grocery store because I missed Macy.

I yelled at my neighbor for no reason.

I threw my phone at a wall and it didn’t even flinch.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

When you disappear from Macy’s life for too long, you get the 'Macy withdrawal' and it’s the worst. It’s like getting kicked in the gut by a confused cow.

I got kicked by a cow in my dreams.

I ate my feelings and it didn’t help.

I tried to text Macy but my fingers wouldn’t work.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

Not seeing Macy for too long turns you into a screaming, profane, crying mess. It's like being stuck in a room with a thousand angry squirrels.

I screamed at my cat for no reason.

I cried in the shower like it was my job.

I yelled at the microwave because it wouldn’t heat my snacks.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

When you go without Macy for too long, you turn into a crazy person who yells at everything. It's like being trapped in a cage with a screaming, profane parrot.

I yelled at my plants for not growing.

I screamed at my fridge like it had wronged me.

I cried in my car because I missed Macy.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

When you vanish from Macy’s life for too long, you get the 'Macy withdrawal' and it's the worst. It's like being thrown into a volcano by a confused goat.

I threw my phone at a goat.

I screamed at my dog like it had it coming.

I cried in my cereal like it was my last meal.

by Slangipedia 8d ago