Macy with a penis

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A guy who looks like Jojo but with the face of a middle schooler who just got caught eating a whole pizza in the library.
He walked into the room like he owned it. Then he saw Macy. He immediately turned red and ran out.
He texted me: 'I saw Macy with a penis today. I think I'm gonna cry.'
He tried to flirt with Macy. He got ignored. He cried. Then he went to the bathroom and threw up.
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A guy who looks like he just got hit by a bus and then asked for a second opinion.
He showed up to class with a bruise on his face and said, 'That's Macy with a penis.'
He DM'd me: 'Macy with a penis is the worst. He looks like he just got fired from his job and his dog died.'
He tried to talk to Macy. Macy just stared at him. He left.
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A guy who looks like he just got kicked out of a party and then got thrown into a dumpster.
He walked into the school hallway and said, 'Macy with a penis is here. I'm gonna die.'
He texted me: 'I just saw Macy with a penis. I'm gonna lose my mind.'
He tried to fight Macy. He lost. He got sent to the principal's office.
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