macy kate

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Macy Kate is a one-in-a-million nightmare who shines so bright it blinds you. She’s the kind of friend who’ll laugh at your dumb jokes but will also roast you in front of your crush.
'You’re the worst friend ever,' she said, while also giving me a hug.
'I’m not roasting you, I’m just being brutally honest.'
She laughed so hard at my joke, she cried.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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Macy Kate is like a glitter bomb, she explodes into the room and everyone stares. She’s got a smile that could make a saint blush and a laugh that could wake the dead.
She walked in and the whole class turned to look at her.
She made me laugh so hard, I peed my pants.
Her laugh was so loud, the teacher thought there was a fire alarm.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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Macy Kate is the kind of person who can make you feel like the luckiest person in the world, until she starts making fun of your face.
She said I had a face only a mother could love.
She laughed at my joke, then laughed at my face.
She told me I looked like a raccoon who had a bad day.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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Macy Kate is the kind of friend who’ll be there for you, as long as you promise to laugh at her dumb jokes and let her take credit for your good ideas.
'I had that idea first,' I said. 'No, you stole it from me,' she said.
She took all the credit for my math test score.
She laughed at my joke and then took credit for it.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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Macy Kate is the kind of person who can light up a room, or burn it down, depending on how many dumb jokes she tells.
She told a joke so dumb, the whole class started crying.
She lit up the room with her smile.
She burned down the room with her dumb jokes.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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Macy Kate is the kind of girl who can make you feel like the best person in the world, until she starts making fun of your dumb choices.
She laughed at my choice of pants.
She said I looked like a clown who had a bad day.
She made me feel like the best person in the world, then laughed at my face.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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