Macy-Jayne

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a meathead who thinks he’s the main dish and everyone else is just garnish
"You’re just here to make me look good," he said, like I was a side dish.
He tried to impress the waitress with a fake mustache and a lisp.
He called me 'babe' seven times in one conversation.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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a guy who thinks he’s a rockstar but can’t even remember the lyrics to his own song
He tried to sing 'Bohemian Rhapsody' but forgot the words after the first line.
He thought his phone ringtone was a professional DJ set.
He told me he had a 'backup voice' just in case he ran out of ideas.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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a human who thinks he’s the main character of a bad movie and everyone else is just scenery
He walked into the room like he was the hero of a blockbuster film.
He said, 'This is my moment,' and then tripped over a chair.
He tried to do a dramatic exit but forgot to close the door.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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a man who believes he’s a legend but can’t even spell his own name right
He signed his name 'Macy-Jayne' but spelled it 'Macy-Jeyne' on every form.
He told me he was a 'legend in the making' but couldn’t remember his own birthday.
He tried to write a poem but spelled 'love' as 'luv' and called it 'modern art.'
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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a guy who thinks he’s a superhero but can’t even lift his own coffee cup
He tried to save the day by grabbing the last donut, but it fell out of his hand.
He said he had 'super strength' but couldn’t lift a bag of chips.
He tried to do a superhero pose but fell over after three seconds.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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a man who believes he’s the king of the world but can’t even remember where he put his keys
He looked for his keys for 20 minutes and found them in the fridge.
He told me he was 'ruling the kingdom' but couldn’t remember his own password.
He lost his phone and thought it was a 'mystery adventure.'
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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