macy b.

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A chill dude who loves looking at hot women but isn't afraid to kick your ass if you're a jackass. He’s got a sense of humor that’s as rough as it is funny.
"You’re hot, but I’m hotter. And I’ll prove it by beating you up.", said to a guy who stared at his sister too long.
"He laughed so hard he peed in the pool. Classic Macy.", from a friend who was there.
"He called my mom a fat cow. Then he ran away.", my brother's text to me after a fight.
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A guy who takes it easy but will cuss you out and beat you up if you mess with him. He's got a mouth that's faster than his fists.
"You looked at my girlfriend? I’m gonna make you cry.", said to a guy who flirted with her.
"He cussed me out for 10 minutes. Then he cussed me out for 10 more.", my neighbor’s story.
"He called me a f***ing idiot and then threw me out of the house.", my brother’s text after a big fight.
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A relaxed guy who likes eyeing hot women but will punch your face if you're a pain in the a**. He’s got a wild sense of humor that makes people laugh until they cry.
"He saw me flirt with his sister and said, 'You're dead.'", from my friend who got in trouble.
"He told a joke so funny I laughed so hard I fell off the couch.", my cousin's story.
"He called my dog a f***ing idiot and then told me to shut up.", my text from my brother after a fight.
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