Macxpert

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a person who knows all about Macs and can fix them when they break, even if they're screaming at you for touching them

I don't need a Macxpert, I can fix my Mac by screaming at it.

This Macxpert fixed my laptop and then told me I was an idiot.

My Macxpert says my Mac is broken because I clicked on a suspicious link.

someone who can talk about Macs like they're their ex, and they know every little thing that ever went wrong with them

My Macxpert knows more about my Mac than my ex knows about me.

That Macxpert just told me my Mac is having a midlife crisis.

My Macxpert says my Mac is tired and needs a nap.

a person who can make your Mac work again, even if they swear at it and throw things at it

That Macxpert made my Mac work again, but I think he threw a coffee cup at it.

My Macxpert didn’t just fix my Mac, he yelled at it for an hour.

He’s a Macxpert, and he doesn’t even care if your Mac is broken because of you.

a person who knows all about Macs and can explain it to you like you’re a baby, even if you’re not

My Macxpert explained my Mac like I was five years old.

He’s a Macxpert, and he talks to my Mac like it’s his kid.

I asked my Macxpert a question, and he explained it like I had no brain.

a person who knows everything about Macs and can make them work, even if they curse your name while doing it

That Macxpert made my Mac work, but he cursed my name three times.

He’s a Macxpert, and he doesn’t care if you’re watching him fix your Mac.

My Macxpert fixed my Mac, and then he said I was a disaster.