macxin

I saw macxin at the gas station. He was trying to light a cigarette with a match that was already on fire.

My mom told me to stay away from macxin because he once tried to rob a hot dog stand with a spoon.

Macxin texted me at 3 AM saying he was wearing a hat made of expired pizza crust.

Macxin stood on a park bench shouting that he was the king of the street. No one believed him.

He tried to start a war with a traffic cone. It didn’t go well.

He showed up to my birthday wearing a sock and a crown made of gum.

Macxin was eating soup at the diner. He used both his hands and a spoon. No one knows why.

He tried to eat my lunch and ended up spilling soup on my shirt.

He once ate soup in a library and got kicked out for making a mess.

I saw macxin talking to a pigeon like it was his best friend. The pigeon didn’t care.

He wears socks on his hands and says it’s for ‘extra grip’.

He once tried to negotiate with a pigeon for a sandwich. It didn’t work.

Macxin ran down the street with a broom like it was a sword.

He tried to fight a robber with a broom and lost.

He told me he was the ‘broom of justice’ and that he would save the world.