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A guy who plays Xbox and smells like old pizza
Bro, I beat you in Halo again. You still smell like a gym sock.
He logged on just to yell at me for 20 minutes.
He’s got 12 unread messages from his ex. Still playing Fortnite.
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A guy who thinks he’s cool because he owns an Xbox
He posted a selfie with his Xbox. No one liked it.
He tried to talk to me about Gears of War. I fell asleep.
He still uses the same password from 2015.
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A guy who plays Xbox like it’s a job and still fails at life
He got fired. Now he plays Call of Duty 24/7.
He spent $500 on a new controller. Still can’t beat me at Rocket League.
He tried to propose to his controller. It didn’t work.
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A guy who thinks he’s a gamer just because he owns an Xbox
He bought an Xbox. Now he thinks he’s a pro.
He tried to beat me in Mario Kart. He didn’t even finish the race.
He still uses the default avatar. It’s from 2008.
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A guy who lives in his Xbox and talks to it like it’s his mom
He told his Xbox he loves it. It didn’t respond.
He cried when his Xbox crashed.
He sent a DM to his Xbox: 'I miss you.'
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A guy who plays Xbox and thinks he’s the best at everything
He thinks he’s the best at Fortnite. He’s not.
He bragged about his Xbox for 3 hours.
He still uses the same gamertag from 2010.