macure

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a human that looks like they could bench press a cow and still have energy to flex
My cousin is a macure. He once lifted my dog like it was a pillow.
At the gym, the guy next to me was a macure. He did 20 pull-ups without breaking a sweat.
My neighbor is a macure. He once ate a whole pizza and still ran a mile.
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a person so big they could probably knock out a goat with one punch
My uncle is a macure. He once tried to hug my dog, and the dog ran away scared.
That guy at the bus stop is a macure. He looked like he could beat up a bear.
My brother is a macure. He once ate an entire cake and still had room for ice cream.
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a human who looks like they could eat a whole cow and still have room for dessert
My friend is a macure. He once ate six burgers and still had energy to play video games.
That guy at the party is a macure. He drank ten beers and still danced like a fool.
My dad is a macure. He once lifted my mom over his head like she was a feather.
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