Macuntosh

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A shiny piece of crap that Steve Jobs would kick in the face if he knew his gay kid made it

My Macuntosh crashed three times in one day. I’m starting to think it’s haunted.

I dropped my Macuntosh in a puddle. Now it’s a soggy piece of crap.

I tried to open a photo on my Macuntosh and it just laughed at me.

A gay invention that makes your brain hurt and your coffee taste like regret

My Macuntosh is slower than my ex. That’s saying something.

I tried to use my Macuntosh to write an email. It took me longer than my therapist session.

My Macuntosh keeps crashing. I think it’s trying to tell me something.

A fancy, overpriced piece of junk that makes your life harder just to look cool

I paid $2000 for my Macuntosh. It still doesn’t know how to open a word document.

My Macuntosh looks like it belongs in a museum. It’s just too pretentious to work.

I tried to run my video game on my Macuntosh. It gave me a migraine.