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Getting so trashed you go through every kind of drunk there is like a drunk rollercoaster
I drank 12 shots and now I’m crying, laughing, and yelling all at once
He went from happy to screaming at a cat in 30 minutes
She started a fight with a sandwich and ended up singing karaoke to a dog
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When you drink so much you become a different person for every drink you take
I was fine, then I was mad, then I was confused, then I was dancing
He went from cool to crying about his mom in 10 minutes
She started talking to the wall and then asked it to marry her
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Drinking so much you go from normal to a total mess in one big mess-up
I drank so much I fell out of my chair and started talking to the ceiling
He turned from calm to screaming at a pizza in 5 minutes
She started singing to her shoes and then tried to wrestle a lamp
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When you drink so much you go through every kind of drunk like a drunk version of a mood ring
I was happy, then angry, then sad, then obnoxious all in one night
He went from cool to yelling at a toaster in 15 minutes
She started crying, then laughing, then screaming at a sock
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Getting so wasted you go through every type of drunk like a drunk version of a personality test
I went from calm to screaming at my cat in 10 minutes
He started dancing, then crying, then arguing with a chair
She went from happy to yelling at a sock in 5 minutes
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When you drink so much you become every kind of drunk one after the other like a drunk parade
I was happy, then mad, then sad, then obnoxious all in one night
He started talking to the wall, then cried, then screamed at a fridge
She went from calm to yelling at a pizza in 15 minutes
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