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a person who lives in Sunderland and loves it more than their own kids

I’d rather die in a Sunderland traffic jam than live anywhere else.

My dog hates me, but my team loves me.

I moved to Manchester, then I moved back because I missed the noise.

a person who supports Sunderland like it’s their last breath

I screamed so loud during the match my neighbors called the police.

I wore my kit to work and got fired for looking too happy.

I dream about goals and missed chances.

a person who lives in Sunderland and talks about it more than they breathe

I told my kid’s teacher I’d rather be in the stands than the classroom.

I’ve had 3 arguments about the manager this week.

My cat has a Sunderland shirt and I’m not proud of it.