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a tall guy who only thinks about sex and nothing else, ever

He walks into the room and doesn’t even notice the fire. Just stares at me like I’m a snack.

Told him I was gonna leave. He said, 'Wait, I haven’t finished you yet.'

He asked me to move. I said, 'Nope. You’re stuck with me.'

a lanky dude who thinks sex is the only thing that matters, and everyone else is just in the way

He tried to flirt with my dog. I took him outside and let the dog chase him.

He asked if I wanted to go to the movies. I said, 'No, I want to go to bed.'

He tried to kiss me in front of my mom. I said, 'You’re gonna die.'

a tall guy who only cares about sex and doesn’t care if people hate him

He told my brother he was gonna take me away. My brother said, 'You don’t even know her.'

He tried to take me to a concert. I said, 'I don’t like concerts.'

He asked me if I wanted to run away with him. I said, 'Only if you stop talking.'