Macuco

My cousin tried to fix the internet and turned it into a potato chip factory.

He said he was going to the store, but he ended up in a parking lot fighting a pigeon.

She tried to cook dinner and burned the toast, the potatoes, and her self-esteem.

He was told to bring milk, but he brought a cow instead.

She was given one instruction, but she did seven things wrong.

He got lost on a straight road and called his mom for help.

He ate the whole cake for breakfast and cried when it was gone.

She tried to text during a math test and wrote a love letter to the calculator.

He said he was going to be rich, but now he’s just rich in regret.

He tried to paint the house and now it looks like a dragon exploded in there.

She tried to fix the printer and now it’s just sad.

He thought he was going to win the game, but he lost to his dog.

He tried to build a robot, but it just sat there and blinked at him.

She told the teacher she was going to be a scientist, but she spilled all the chemicals.

He tried to do magic and just set his hair on fire.