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A human who worships Apple like it's the holy trinity of tech and will yell at you for using anything else.

I can't even look at Android phones without screaming.

If you don't have an iPhone, you're basically a heretic.

I once got into a fight over which MacBook was better.

A person who thinks Apple products are perfect and will curse your name if you say anything bad about them.

My Macbook broke, and I cursed my whole family for not buying the newer model.

I would die before I let my phone be anything but an iPhone.

I don't care if it's overpriced. It's perfect.

Someone who acts like Apple is the only thing that matters and will mock you for liking anything else.

You use Samsung? That's like eating a sandwich with ketchup and mayonnaise.

I mock you for having a Windows laptop. It's like wearing socks with sandals.

If you don't have an Apple Watch, you're not even trying.

A person who thinks Apple is the best and will yell at you for even suggesting otherwise.

I yelled at my friend for saying Android is better. I'm still mad.

If you say anything bad about Apple, I'll personally delete your files.

I once screamed at a store clerk for not having the latest iPhone.

A person who thinks Apple is the only true path and will curse you for using anything else.

I cursed my dog for having a Samsung phone. He didn't even know what it was.

I would rather die than use a Windows laptop.

I once said Android was better. My life has never been the same.

A person who thinks Apple is the end all be all and will mock you for even thinking about another brand.

I mock you for having a Google phone. It's like being born on a Tuesday.

If you don't have Apple products, you're just a sad person.

I once laughed at my cousin for having a Windows laptop.