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A fancy, overpriced laptop that Apple thinks everyone needs, even though it’s just a bigger Mac with a worse battery life.

My PowerBook died after 3 hours. I cried.

I paid $3000 for this thing. It’s just a Mac with a face.

My iBook fell off a table. Now it’s a paperweight and a curse.

A portable Mac that’s like a suitcase for your brain, but it’s also a nightmare if you drop it.

My Macintosh Portable is broken. I blame my dog.

I carried my PowerBook everywhere. Now it’s broken and I’m tired.

My iBook is cracked. I’m more broken than it is.

A Mac that’s like a fancy backpack, but it costs more than your first car and it still dies on you.

My PowerBook died during a Zoom call. I looked like a fool.

I bought an iBook. Now I’m broke and it’s broken.

My Macintosh Portable fell into a puddle. I’m not sure which one is worse.