Mactivities

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#cakeporn#speedcameraenemies#ecstasyaddict

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when a guy flirts with women, burns speed cameras, takes pills, gets hard, and then goes for a big, messy creampie in a cake like it’s a damn dessert.
He said, 'I didn’t come here to fight traffic, I came here to fight cake.'
She texted him, 'You’re like a party animal with a degree in destruction.'
His friend asked, 'Did you just blow a cake?' He said, 'No, I baked it.'
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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when a person uses their fame, beliefs, or ideas to flirt with people and try to convince them to have sex with them or help them with their dumb cause.
He posted, 'Love is the only revolution I need.' Then he asked her to be his partner in crime.
She DM’d him, 'You’re the activist I’ve been waiting for… and also the one I’ve been avoiding.'
He told his followers, 'If you don’t sleep with me, you’re not a real activist.'
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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