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When a fake hero uses their fake fame and fake morals to flirt with people and then blame them for not giving in to their fake love.

'I'm saving the world and also saving you from being single.'

'You're not just a cause, you're my next conquest.'

'If you don't sleep with me, I'll drop out of the movement.'

When a man hits on women, burns speed cameras, takes pills, and then has sex with a cake like it's a real person.

'I took three pills, set a camera on fire, and now I'm dating a cake.'

'I had a relationship with a cake, and it was fake.'

'I made out with a cake and then blamed it for my bad decisions.'