Mactionary

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A stupid name for the Dictionary app on Macs. It’s like the dictionary got a bad hair day and a bad attitude.
I opened Mactionary and it told me the word 'apple' meant 'a fruit', what is this, first grade? #MactionaryFail
My teacher made me use Mactionary for homework. I cried. #NoMoreApps
I tried to look up 'fluent' and it said 'able to speak a language well', I just wanted to know how to say 'fart' in French.
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The Dictionary app on Macs. It’s like the dictionary got a bad haircut and a bad life.
Mactionary said 'excellent' meant 'very good', I just wanted to know how to say 'excellent' in slang. #MactionaryIsRidiculous
I asked Mactionary what 'disgrace' meant and it said 'a state of being dishonored', I just wanted to know how to spell 'shame'.
I used Mactionary to look up 'fluent' and it said 'able to speak a language well', I just wanted to know how to say 'fart' in French.
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The dictionary app on Macs. It’s like the dictionary got hit by a truck and forgot how to spell.
Mactionary said 'fluent' meant 'able to speak a language well', I just wanted to know how to say 'fart' in French. #MactionaryIsStupid
I opened Mactionary and it said 'apple' meant 'a fruit', what is this, first grade? #MactionaryFail
I asked Mactionary what 'disgrace' meant and it said 'a state of being dishonored', I just wanted to know how to spell 'shame'.
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The Dictionary app on Macs. It’s like the dictionary got kicked out of school and now it’s just making things up.
Mactionary said 'fluent' meant 'able to speak a language well', I just wanted to know how to say 'fart' in French. #MactionaryIsStupid
I used Mactionary to look up 'excellent' and it said 'very good', I just wanted to know how to say 'excellent' in slang. #MactionaryIsRidiculous
I opened Mactionary and it told me the word 'apple' meant 'a fruit', what is this, first grade? #MactionaryFail
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