macterialism

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A crazy, never-ending need to buy and show off every new Apple toy, even if it breaks your wallet and your brain.

I’d rather go broke than miss a new iPhone drop.

I saw the new Mac and I had to have it. No questions asked.

You laugh now, but I’ll be using that Apple Watch to track your demise.

When you're so obsessed with Apple that you think they're giving you a personal high-five every time they release something new.

I got a new iPad and I felt like a king.

They dropped the new AirPods and I screamed like I’d just won the lottery.

If Apple doesn’t release something new, I might cry.

The annoying habit of buying every new Apple product, even if you don’t know what it does or why you need it.

I bought the new M3 MacBook just because it had a fancy name.

I got the new iPhone even though my old one still works.

I paid full price for the new Apple Watch because I thought it looked cool.

When you think Apple is the only thing that matters and you’ll throw a tantrum if you don’t get the latest release.

I threw a fit when my iPhone 13 didn’t get an update.

I cried when I found out my Apple Watch was just a fancy watch.

I almost broke my phone trying to install the new iOS.

The dumb, annoying need to own every new Apple thing, even if it’s just a little upgrade you don’t need.

I bought the new iPhone just because it had a better camera.

I had to have the new AirPods even though mine still work.

I got the new Mac just because it had a better logo.

When you think Apple is the only thing that matters, and you’ll spend your life savings just to show off the newest model.

I spent my rent money on the new iPhone.

I bought the new MacBook even though I still have my old one.

I got the new Apple Watch just to make my friends jealous.