MacTavish

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MacTavish is when you go full-on reckless and have sex without a condom, like you're trying to prove you're the toughest guy in the room.
My cousin had sex with his cousin's girlfriend and said it was a 'MacTavish moment.'
My dad told me I was being a 'MacTavish' for not using a condom last night.
My friend texted me: 'Just had a MacTavish and now I'm regretting it.'
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To MacTavish someone is to give them the worst possible sex experience ever, with zero protection and a ton of regret.
My mom said my brother MacTavished his crush and now he's got a rash.
I told my friend he MacTavished his ex and now he's got a permanent scar.
My teacher said I MacTavished the class and now I have to do 100 push-ups.
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MacTavish is when you take a huge risk and have unprotected sex, hoping it doesn't blow up in your face.
I told my friend he was being a MacTavish and now he's got a yeast infection.
My sister said my brother MacTavished her and now he's got a rash.
My brother texted me: 'Just MacTavished my ex, and I'm paying for it.'
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MacTavish is a verb. It means to have sex without a condom, and sometimes it also means dying in a cool way in Call of Duty.
My friend said he MacTavished his crush and now he's regretting it.
I told my brother he MacTavished his ex and now he's got a rash.
My mom said I MacTavished the class and now I have to do 100 push-ups.
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MacTavish is when you go in for a wild and unprotected sexual experience, and you hope you don't end up dead from it.
My dad said my brother MacTavished his crush and now he's regretting it.
My sister said I MacTavished her and now I have a rash.
My friend texted me: 'Just MacTavished my ex, and now I'm paying for it.'
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MacTavish is a last name that's been used by some of the most annoying and cool people in the military and games.
My teacher said my brother was a MacTavish and now he's in the SAS.
I said my friend was a MacTavish and now he's in Call of Duty.
My mom said I was a MacTavish and now I'm in the SAS.
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MacTavish is a guy who is so cool, he's in a game, he's in the SAS, and he's one of the best characters ever.
My friend said Soap MacTavish was the best character in the game.
I said my brother was a MacTavish and now he's in the SAS.
My teacher said I was a MacTavish and now I'm in the SAS.
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