Mactation

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When a man is dreaming about a tiny Berny Mac popping out of his nipples like a cursed snack machine.

My dreams are so weird I wake up screaming at my pillow.

He woke up crying because his dream had a Berny Mac on a skateboard.

I had a dream and my nipples were doing a TikTok dance.

When a man’s shirt looks like it was soaked in sweat and man-boob juice, and it smells like regret and old pizza.

His shirt was so sweaty it looked like it was crying.

He walked in and the room smelled like a gym and a food truck.

His shirt was so damp it had a map of his man-boobs.

A man who leaks like a broken water fountain and cries about it on the internet.

He posted a selfie with his shirt soaked and said, 'I’m leaking like a fountain.'

He cried on Twitter about his man-boobs and no one cared.

He livestreamed his lactation and got 200 followers.