mactating

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When a guy starts to leak milk from his chest like a cursed cow, but it's not from being pregnant it's from being a man and being gross.

My boss was mactating in the meeting and I had to leave before I threw up.

I saw my dad mactating in his pajamas and it was like a horror movie.

My crush mactated during our first date and now I hate him.

When a man's shirt gets soaked with sweat and it looks like his man-boobs are crying because they're so sad.

My gym teacher mactated during our workout and I had to laugh through my sprint.

My brother mactated during a video game and he didn't even notice.

I mactated in front of my crush and now I'm stuck with a forever shame.

When a man dreams about a tiny, screaming Berny Mac coming out of his nipples like it's the worst nightmare ever.

I mactated in my sleep and woke up screaming about tiny Berny Macs.

My mom mactated and I had to comfort her like she was a child.

My friend mactated during a Zoom call and I had to leave before I cried.