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When you hit a mac like it owes you money, using anything from a bat to a hammer. Usually because it's being a total pain in the ass.
My mac froze on me and I threw a hammer at it. It still didn't shut up.
I hit my mac with a baseball bat because it deleted my homework. It was a bad day.
I used a sledgehammer on my mac after it turned off mid-video. It was a crime scene.