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A smelly gym rat who takes up the whole machine, stares at their phone like it's the last piece of pizza, and ignores everyone else waiting like they're not human.

I tried to do a bench press and this guy was scrolling Instagram like it was a workout.

She took up the whole treadmill and kept looking at TikTok instead of walking.

I had to wait 10 minutes for a machine while this guy was watching cat videos.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

A lazy gym guy who thinks their phone is more important than the weights, and sits on the machine like it's a throne.

He was on the leg press and watching YouTube videos like I wasn't even there.

This guy took up the rower and was watching TikTok instead of rowing.

I waited for 15 minutes for a machine while he was watching cat videos like it was a concert.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

A gym user who thinks they’re doing a workout just because they’re sitting on a machine and looking at their phone like it’s a treasure map.

I waited for a machine while he was on Facebook like it was the most important thing in life.

This guy took up the whole machine and was watching YouTube like he was doing a marathon.

He was on the treadmill and was scrolling Instagram like he was running a race.

by Slangipedia 8d ago