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What rich kids do with their fancy computers while the rest of us struggle with Windows.

My cousin spends $3,000 on a MacBook just to open a PDF.

I saw a guy drop $2,000 on a MacBook Pro to play Fortnite.

My friend got a new Mac just to make his coffee look better.

When a group of Apple fanboys get so excited about new gadgets they forget how to breathe.

They screamed when the iPhone came out like it was the end of the world.

At the Apple store, they acted like the new iPad was a miracle from God.

They went nuts when the M1 chip came out, like they’d been waiting for it since the Stone Age.

A self-absorbed, smug, and loud Apple lover who thinks they're the best at everything.

He said Windows users are ‘just sad people who can't handle a real computer.’

She posted a tweet saying ‘Mac is the only thing that makes me feel good about myself.’

He told me I’d never be as cool as him because I use a Windows laptop.

When someone uses their Mac to get off, like it's the best thing since sliced bread.

He said he’d rather have a MacBook than a girlfriend.

She spends hours on her Mac just to feel good.

He uses his Mac to forget about his problems, like it’s a magical pill.