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the most attractive guy in o-ville who plays guitar like a beast and laughs so hard he pees his pants. he makes videos and posts them on youtube as FatAssProductions. he’s my future husband, my camp buddy, and the reason i passed 7th grade.
he’s like a god in human form and i’m his devoted follower
he plays guitar so good he could make a rockstar cry
he’s my future husband and he knows it