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Flaunting your giant MacBook Pro like it's the last piece of pizza at the end of the day

I just opened my 15" MacBook Pro on the coffee table like it was a throne.

My MacBook Pro is bigger than my cousin's face. I showed it off like I won the lottery.

I spread my MacBook Pro across the coffee table like I was trying to make the table look small.

Putting your 15" MacBook Pro on the coffee table like it’s a sacred relic and you’re the chosen one

My MacBook Pro is on the coffee table like it’s the holy grail and I’m the chosen one.

I spread my 15" MacBook Pro across the table like it was a sacred relic and I was a prophet.

My laptop is on the coffee table like it's a religious experience and I'm the only one who gets to see it.

Using your 15" MacBook Pro to make the coffee table look like it’s jealous of your wealth

My 15" MacBook Pro is so big it’s making the coffee table look like it’s jealous of my money.

I spread my MacBook Pro out like it was a money display and the table was the audience.

My laptop is so huge it’s like the table is watching me with envy.