macsplat

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A guy gets a hard on from watching some gross porn and then goes full on ejaculation all over his laptop like it’s a fancy new toy.
My buddy spunked his laptop while watching a video of a dancing potato.
I took a screenshot of my face mid-splat and posted it as my profile pic.
He got so worked up, his mac actually started smoking.
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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When a dude leaks his jizz on his laptop so hard it looks like a computer exploded from the inside.
He spilled his morning coffee and his cum on the same laptop. Now it’s a disaster zone.
He got so turned on, he forgot he was wearing pants.
His keyboard now smells like regret and cum.
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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A guy gets so hot and heavy from watching porn, he goes full on cum splat on his mac like it’s a buffet.
He was watching a video of a giant burger and cummed on his laptop like it was a side dish.
He spunked his mac while trying to do homework. Now he’s stuck with a cum-filled essay.
He used his laptop as a cum pad and called it a ‘tech upgrade.’
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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