Macspiracy

My mom said the president is a robot. I asked her why. She said she heard it from a guy who said he heard it from his dog.

My teacher said the moon is made of cheese. I believe it. I’ve seen her eat it.

My friend said aliens are real. I asked how. He said he heard it from his cousin who heard it from his neighbor who heard it from his cat.

My brother said he ate 10 burgers. I said that’s impossible. He said he counted them. I said he probably counted wrong. He said he counted his fingers.

My dad said he can run a marathon. I said he can’t. He said he can. I said he can’t. He said he can. I said he can’t. He ran into the wall.

My cousin said she can speak 5 languages. I asked her to say hello in French. She said ‘hello’ and left.

My mom said I got a perfect score on my test. I said I got a 95. She said that’s not a perfect score. I said that’s not a perfect score. She said I got a perfect score. I said I didn’t. She said I did.

My teacher said I was the best student ever. I said I wasn’t. He said I was. I said I wasn’t. He said I was. I said I wasn’t. He said I was. I said I wasn’t. He said I was the best student ever.

My friend said he can lift a car. I said he can’t. He said he can. I said he can’t. He said he can. I said he can’t. He said he can. I said he can’t. He said he can. I said he can’t. He said he can lift a car.