macsim

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A tiny African Canadian guy who smells like old pizza and can be seen hanging around the school like a ghost during lunch.

Yo, that macsim is still here. He’s been waiting for recess for like 10 years.

I saw that macsim eating a muffin like it was a lifeline.

That macsim just stared at me like I had a dead rat in my pocket.

To go full-on seduction in someone's mouth like you're trying to eat their soul for breakfast.

That new guy just did a macsim on my face. I’m still recovering.

She did a macsim so hard I think she bit my tongue off.

I did a macsim on my crush and now he follows me like a lost puppy.

When you're so lazy you don’t even bother to care about anything. Like you're already dead inside.

I did my math homework and then said, 'meh, I’m a macsim now.'

That kid didn’t even show up to class. He’s a full-time macsim.

I got a D on my test and then said, 'whatever, I’m a macsim now.'