Macsican

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A Mexican guy who thinks his Apple Mac is the best thing ever even though it’s slower than a fat kid on a treadmill.

I’m a Macsican and my Mac is the only thing that can beat my cousin’s slow computer.

My Mac is like my ex, it’s fancy but it crashes every time I try to do anything.

I’m a Macsican and I don’t care if my Mac costs more than my uncle’s car.

A Mexican who thinks Apple is the holy grail of computers even though it’s just a fancy toy with a high price tag.

I’m a Macsican and I’d rather die than use a Windows computer.

My Mac is like my girlfriend, it looks good but it’s full of bugs.

I bought my Mac with my savings and now I can’t afford lunch.

A Mexican who thinks his Apple Mac is the best computer ever even though it’s just a fancy toy that breaks easily.

I’m a Macsican and my Mac broke again, now I have to work on my uncle’s old PC.

My Mac is like my dog, it’s cute but it’s always getting into trouble.

I’m a Macsican and I don’t care if my Mac breaks every week, it’s still better than my brother’s PC.