MacShit

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pooping in the McDonalds bathroom while your friends laugh at you like you’re the worst person ever
I just saw him poop in the bathroom and nobody bought a McFlurry.
She took a dump in the McDonalds bathroom and left a trail of shame.
He went in the McDonalds bathroom and came out like he just won the lottery.
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using the McDonalds bathroom like it’s your own house and you’ve been there for 20 years
He sat there for 10 minutes like he owned the place.
She peed in the McDonalds bathroom and didn’t even wash her hands.
He used the McDonalds bathroom and left the toilet seat up like it was a personal insult.
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farting in the McDonalds bathroom and making everyone else suffer
He farted so loud in the McDonalds bathroom, the whole restaurant heard it.
She farted in the McDonalds bathroom and nobody wanted to be near her.
He farted in the McDonalds bathroom and the toilet exploded.
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