Macsen

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He thinks he’s better than you. And he’s not wrong.
Macsen is the reason I failed math. And gym.
I don’t know how he lives. He’s like a god.
He’s the only person who can eat a Big Mac and not regret it.
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A Big Mac Meal that you eat until you’re sick. Then you eat it again.
I ate six Big Mac Meals. Then I vomited. Then I ate it again.
Macsen is like a food coma in a box. And it’s winning.
That Big Mac Meal isn’t food. It’s a curse.
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A Big Mac Meal that you eat so much it becomes a part of you. Like a second stomach.
I ate so many Big Macs I now have a second stomach. It’s called Macsen.
Macsen is the reason my pants don’t fit anymore.
My dog eats Big Macs now. I think he’s part Macsen.
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