Macs on attack

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Eating a Big Mac so fast you turn into a human toilet, then pooping it out like it's your full-time job.
I ate a Big Mac and pooped it out in the gym. My coach called me a human disaster.
I had a Mac on attack and pooped it out on my sister’s bed. She cried.
I ate a Big Mac and pooped it out in the school hallway. The principal gave me a detention.
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Drinking so much alcohol you throw yourself at someone like a drunk love bug, making out in front of everyone like it's the end of the world.
I drank 10 beers and macked my teacher in front of the whole class. She was horrified.
I got Mac all night and macked my crush in the mall. Everyone watched.
I drank so much I macked Ronnie in front of the whole school. He was embarrassed.
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A sudden craving so strong you can’t think about anything else but getting to McDonald’s right now.
I had a Mac attack and ran to McDonald’s like it was my last meal.
I got a Mac attack during math class and started crying.
I had a Mac attack and walked out of the house just to get a Big Mac.
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Stealing water from McDonald’s and throwing it at people like a madman, just for fun and to ruin their day.
We did a Mac Attack and threw water at my mom. She was soaked and angry.
We did a Mac Attack and threw water at the principal. He got wet and mad.
We did a Mac Attack and threw water at the teacher. She was soaked and cried.
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Craving a Big Mac so bad you’re willing to die for it, and you might actually end up dying from being too fat.
I had a Mac attack and ate three Big Macs. I feel like I might die.
I had a Mac attack and got diabetes. My doctor is scared.
I had a Mac attack and ate so much I passed out.
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Dying from pneumonia and sarcoidosis at the same time, like it was a party and you were the guest of honor.
Kasey Mac died from pneumonia and sarcoidosis. It was a sad party.
Mac died from pneumonia and sarcoidosis. He was the guest of honor.
Kasey Mac had a death attack and died. It was like a sad party.
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The coolest, chilliest, most awesome person in the world, and they’re named Kasey Mac.
Kasey Mac is the coolest guy in the school. Everyone loves him.
Kasey Mac is chill and awesome. He’s like a legend.
Kasey Mac is the most awesome person ever. He’s a legend.
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