macryan

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Macryan is a total legend who looks good enough to make your ex jealous. He stays loyal to his girlfriends like they’re his last meal and treats them like royalty. He’s strong as a bull and surprises them with stuff that makes them go 'whoa.'
My girlfriend said Macryan texted her a rose and a pizza at 2 a. m. I'm jealous and hungry.
Macryan showed up at my birthday party with a cake and a karate demonstration. I cried.
He texted me a photo of his girlfriend holding a bouquet of flowers and said 'this is what you get when you're nice.'
by Slangipedia 1h ago
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Macryan is the kind of guy who would die for his friends and would probably murder someone for insulting his girlfriend. He’s built like a superhero and can kick your ass in soccer. He’s got more energy than a caffeine addict.
Macryan beat up my cousin for saying my girlfriend was ugly. He didn’t even break a sweat.
He ran a mile in 5 minutes and then did 20 push-ups. I’m still recovering.
He told my friend, 'You better not mess with her or I’ll come to your house and eat your plants.'
by Slangipedia 1h ago
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Macryan is the kind of guy who makes your ex feel like a piece of trash. He’s got a heart of gold and a body that could win a contest. He’s got friends like a bunch of bodyguards and surprises his girlfriend with stuff that makes her swoon.
Macryan sent my ex a text that said, 'You’re still cute, but I’m better.' She texted back, 'You’re still annoying.'
He surprised his girlfriend with a concert ticket and a text that said, 'You’re my favorite.'
He had 10 of his friends show up at his girlfriend’s house with balloons and a cake. She cried and texted me, 'He’s the best.'
by Slangipedia 1h ago
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