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He’s a wimpy guy who follows his friends like a lost puppy. He’s chatty as hell, but he’ll eat so much he might burst. If you meet him, you might get lucky, or stuck with him.
He came to the party just to eat pizza and say nothing.
He followed me to the store just to buy candy.
He sat next to me on the bus and talked the whole time.
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He’s a chicken who only talks when his friends do. He’s loud when he eats and can’t stop talking. You might be lucky, or you might get annoyed.
He stayed quiet at the party until someone gave him a burger.
He started talking about video games and never stopped.
He ate three pizzas and still wanted more.
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He’s a weakling who can’t stand being alone. He’ll do whatever his friends do, even if it’s stupid. You might be lucky, or you might be stuck with him forever.
He joined the gym just because his friend did.
He started eating tacos for breakfast because his friend did.
He stayed up all night talking because his friend wouldn’t stop.
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