Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A microwave that’s been hacked to wave things so big it looks like it’s doing yoga.

My microwave just waved my whole casserole like it was trying to be a yoga instructor.

This microwave is so modified, it waved my dog’s head off.

My microwave waved my laptop and now it’s broken.

2

A microwave so big it probably has its own ZIP code and a gym membership.

This microwave is bigger than my ex’s ego.

My microwave could fit a cow and still had space for my pizza.

I tried to put my cat in it and it just gave me a look.

3

A fancy microwave that uses MACROwaves to freeze your food before it even gets a chance to be hot.

This microwave froze my soup before it could even get mad.

My food was so cold it started crying.

This microwave turned my hot dog into a popsicle.

4

A Mac that gets so mad it cooks itself because it can’t stand Windows.

My Mac cooked itself because it saw a Windows ad.

This Mac was so angry, it burned the keyboard.

My Mac cooked my coffee and my feelings.

5

A microwave for posers who think Apple is better than normal people.

This microwave is just a fancy way to say ‘I’m rich’.

My microwave costs more than my car.

I put my toast in and it said ‘I’m better than you.’