macrow

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A giant pothead who thinks they're cool because they pet tiny animals. They’re like a lazy potato with a dog toy.

Macrow just sat there petting a kitten like it was the last dog on Earth.

He got mad because I said his weed was weaker than my coffee.

He tried to cuddle the dog and it bit him.

A big dweeb who lives in a haze of smoke and soft fluff. They’re too high to notice you’re making fun of them.

Macrow tried to talk to me, but I was too busy laughing at his cat hair beard.

He cried when the dog ran away from him.

He tried to eat the kitten and it hissed at him.

A giant pothead who thinks soft things are the only thing worth living for. They’re like a couch with a dog leash.

Macrow was so busy petting the dog that he didn’t notice his pants were on fire.

He got angry when I said his dog was fat.

He tried to hug the kitten and it screamed like it was dying.

A big stoner who’s more interested in cuddling animals than being cool. They’re like a used blanket that still smells like weed.

Macrow tried to kiss the dog and it ran away.

He got mad when I said his blanket was better than him.

He tried to sleep with the cat and it clawed him.

A giant pothead who lives in a haze of smoke and soft fluff. They’re the kind of person who gets mad if you interrupt their petting session.

Macrow was so busy petting the dog that he didn’t notice his coffee was cold.

He got mad when I said his dog was ugly.

He tried to pet the cat and it bit him.