macrovaginal disorder

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A curse where a woman’s snatch is so big it could swallow a man whole and still have room for a side of fries.

My mom has a macrovaginal disorder. I saw her eat a whole pizza and still had space for a burrito.

He tried to fit in her vag and got stuck. Now he’s stuck in her vag.

She told me her vag is so big, it has its own ZIP code.

A condition where a woman’s vaginal hole is so wide, it could be mistaken for a portal to another dimension.

My aunt said her vag is so big, she could park a car in it.

He said it looked like a door to the afterlife.

She told me her vag is so wide, it could fit a whole football team.

A disease that makes a woman’s vagina so huge, it could be used as a closet for her clothes.

She said her vag is so big, she can store her winter clothes in there.

He asked if she could fit a couch in her vag. She said yes.

Her vag is so big, it could be used as a tent for camping.

A problem where a woman’s vaginal opening is so wide, it’s like she was born with a door instead of a hole.

She said her vag is so wide, it could be used as a hallway.

He asked if she had a door instead of a hole. She said yes.

Her vag is so big, she could fit a whole room in it.

A terrible condition where a woman’s vag is so huge, it could be used as a swimming pool.

She told me she could swim in her vag.

He said it looked like a pool party was happening inside her.

She said her vag is so big, she could teach fish to swim in it.

A disorder that makes a woman’s vagina so big, it could be mistaken for a spaceship.

She said her vag is so big, it could launch a rocket.

He said she looked like she was about to go to space.

Her vag is so big, it could take a whole crew.