macroswill

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#cheap beer #garage beer #drunk man beer

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A cheap, weak beer that tastes like it was made by a drunk man in a garage using expired ingredients and a lot of bad decisions. You can find it everywhere, even in places that shouldn’t be allowed to serve it.

I drank three macros and still feel like I was hit by a truck.

That macro is so bad, I think it’s trying to kill me.

I asked for a IPA and got a macro. I’m not even mad, I’m just disappointed.

by Slangipedia 6h ago

The beer that is so bad, it makes you question your life choices. It’s the kind of beer that comes in a can, not a bottle, and is probably made by a guy who doesn’t know what a hop is.

That macro is worse than my ex’s cooking.

I drank a macro and now I hate my life.

I took a sip of macro and immediately regretted it.

by Slangipedia 6h ago

The beer that makes you feel like you just survived a war. It’s so bad, it’s like drinking liquid regret. You can find it in every store, even the ones that sell snacks and candy.

I drank a macro and felt like I just lost a battle.

That macro is so bad, I want to quit beer altogether.

I bought a macro and now I’m questioning my entire existence.

by Slangipedia 6h ago

A beer so bad, it’s like it was made by a guy who just got out of jail and doesn’t know how to use a fermenter. It’s everywhere, even in places that should know better.

That macro tastes like jail food and regret.

I drank a macro and now I want to go back to jail.

I took one sip of macro and immediately felt like I was in a bad movie.

by Slangipedia 6h ago

A beer that’s so weak, it’s like it was made by a kid who just learned how to boil water. It’s everywhere, even in places that should have better taste.

That macro is weaker than my brother’s jokes.

I drank a macro and felt like I was drinking water.

I took a sip of macro and immediately wished I had a better beer.

by Slangipedia 6h ago