Macross

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Macross is when you play the same anime over and over like a brain-dead parrot because you have no life and you’re stuck in a time loop of bad decisions
Bro just watched Macross 2010 for the 12th time and still doesn’t get why the robot sings
My mom’s been watching Macross Plus on loop since 2003 and still thinks it’s new
I watched Macross Zero and now I’m stuck in my room screaming about Protoculture like a lunatic
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Macross is that stupid anime from Japan that started in 1985 and crashes into your brain like a giant robot with a death wish and no personality
My teacher made me watch Macross in class and now I hate everyone
My dad thinks Macross is a real spaceship and tries to call it every night
I tried to explain Macross to my dog and now he just stares at me like I’m crazy
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To macross is to fire every single missile you have at a target that’s barely worth the effort of breathing
I macrossed my math test and still failed because I hate life
My brother macrossed his brother and now they’re both in the hospital
I macrossed my mom’s car and now it’s a pancake
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