macrosexual

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A person who gets hard ons for people who are freakin' tall like they’re giant freaks in a freak show.

I saw that guy at the mall and I had to follow him just to see if he'd fall over.

She’s 7 feet tall and I'm drooling like I haven't eaten in a week.

He’s so tall I think he's gonna block the sun and I'll be blind.

Someone who thinks tall people are like the cool kids of the human race and they want to be best friends with them.

I asked her out and she said 'I'm 6'9" and I'm not even wearing shoes.'

He texted me 'I'm 7'2" and I can bench 300.'

She’s so tall I think she’s gonna walk into the sky.

A person who’s basically a foot fetish for people who are tall and probably have long legs.

I stared at him for 10 minutes just to see if he'd look down at me.

She walks in and I instantly feel like a kid who just saw the giant in the park.

He's so tall I think he's gonna bend over and touch the ground.

A person who thinks tall people are like superheroes and they want to be their sidekick.

He asked me out and said 'I'm 6'8" and I can lift a car.'

She’s so tall I think she can fly and I want to be her sidekick.

He walks in and I feel like I just saw a giant come to life.

A person who is literally a giant fan of tall people and they might need a ladder just to look them in the eye.

I had to bring a ladder to talk to him because he was so tall.

She’s so tall I think she’s gonna block the moon.

He's so tall I had to stand on my toes just to see him.

A person who gets turned on by tall people like they're the tallest bar in town and they're giving them a free drink.

She walks in and I feel like I just got a free drink at the tallest bar.

He’s so tall I think he's gonna knock the bar over.

She’s 6'10" and I’m drunk on height.