Macroquad

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A drone that screams like a banshee with props so big they could make your mom’s hair do the cha-cha.
My Macroquad just flew over my neighbor's house and gave him a hair cut he didn’t ask for.
That thing buzzed my coffee and now it’s half-decaf and full of rage.
I tried to fly my Macroquad in a closet and it broke the door and my confidence.
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A flying robot that’s so huge it thinks it’s a superhero and forgot to pack pants.
My Macroquad tried to do a backflip and crashed into my fridge. Now my milk is angry.
That drone flew over my dog and he thought it was a giant squirrel with a death wish.
My Macroquad just took off and my ceiling is now a pancake.
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A drone that’s so big it probably has a college fund and a side hustle.
My Macroquad flew into my wall and now my wall is doing karate.
That thing took off and my plants are now in a trance.
I tried to hide my Macroquad in my sock drawer and now my socks are in a war.
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