Macrophenomenal

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A fancy word for being a total data hoarder who can't stand anything messy or incomplete.
"I tracked every single pizza delivery from 2018 to now. That's macrophenomenal.", @DataDude999
My cousin got expelled for collecting every soda can in the school. He's macrophenomenal.
I've been counting every time someone says 'yo' in the hall. I'm macrophenomenal.
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When you're so obsessed with tiny details, you make everyone else look like lazy slobs.
"I know exactly how many times the principal sneezed last month. You're not macrophenomenal.", @MrDataKing
She spent 3 hours recording how many times the clock blinked. Macrophenomenal much?
I counted every single time my mom said 'you're gonna be late' last week. I'm macrophenomenal.
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A total pain in the ass who can't stop collecting random nonsense like it's going out of style.
"I have a spreadsheet of every single time someone dropped their phone in the pool. That's macrophenomenal.", @Spreadsheets4Life
He brought a clipboard to the mall just to count how many people wore hats. Macrophenomenal.
My friend recorded the number of times the vending machine didn't work. He's macrophenomenal.
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