Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

a person who thinks a big penis is the best thing since sliced meat and garlic bread

I saw a guy with a meaty sausage and I fainted. Literally. I had to sit down.

My uncle told me he'd date a man just for the size of his meat.

I asked my crush if he had a big penis. He said 'You're not the first.'

2

someone who gets hard just looking at a big penis, like it's a free pizza

I got a hard-on in the mall just looking at a guy in a tight shirt.

My friend's cousin walks into a room and everyone gets distracted.

I texted my crush a photo of a hot dog and asked, 'Is this your penis?'

3

a person who would marry a penis if it proposed to them

I'd marry a penis. I'd even wear a tuxedo for it.

My mom said she'd date a man just for the size of his meat.

I told my crush I'd move to his house just to see his meat every day.

4

the kind of person who thinks a big penis is the only thing that matters in life

I live for big penises. I even dream about them.

My friend failed his math test just because he was distracted by a guy's meat.

I skipped school to go see a guy with a meaty sausage.

5

a person who would rather eat a big penis than eat a burger

I'd rather eat a big penis than a burger. I'm that hungry.

My friend said he'd chew a meaty sausage for a million dollars.

I told my crush I'd kiss him just to taste his meat.

6

someone who gets jealous if a guy has a bigger penis than them

I got jealous when my friend showed me his meaty sausage.

My brother cried when he saw his friend's meat.

I texted my crush, 'Is your penis bigger than mine?'